June182013
diaaaamond:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes

diaaaamond:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes

(Source: ancien-t, via supervaca)

12PM

supervaca:

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

I’m 19 studying cancer genetics and I still have (and will continue to have) cocoa pebbles for breakfast. 

That is why you are my role model, Crystal.

11AM

supervaca:

thegoddamazon:

grimybear:

white people colonized and took over the world to compensate for their lack of lips

I’m still mad they took over the world for spices and centuries later don’t use any of that shit in their bland ass food.

yea man what the fuck?! now its all hot dogs and hamburgers and fried foods

Excuse you.  I use spices all the time.  Just ask my roommates who describe my cooking as “delicious but painful”.

(Source: grimyboy)

10AM

alegbra:

37breaths:

charliewomanofletters:

editingatwork:

Humorously done but it brings up a very good point about the song. (And I like how the guys immediately reacted, “Wow, dude, that’s not okay.”)

Seriously, even as like a ten year old I knew that line was just wrong. 

I like how they beat the shit out of the rapist at the end. We need more humor on the side against rape like this video.

i actually gained a point of respect for collegehumor it’s a miracle

I thought it was a strange line the first time I heard it, but I thought idk maybe it just meant she took a lot of impressing or something???  That was before I knew how fucked up the world was.

(via rinwolfy)

4AM

gonetodaygonetomorrow:

themeghanchakra:

hulksmashmouth:

science-officer-spock:

sourwolfintheimpala:

Can I still be considered a part of the Star Trek fandom even though I’ve only seen the new movies?

I’m guessing not, but I’d still really love to be one of you guys. (Especially considering I was 9 when the last movie (before the 2009 one) came out. So hopefully I can be forgiven for that.)

the star trek fandom might be the nicest so far wow

good job star trek fandom you keep truckin on

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(via rinwolfy)

June172013

molecularlifesciences:

votredilettante:

I didn’t do so hot in genetics as an undergrad because I thought the answer to every difficult question was epigenetics and de novo mutations. 

Spoken like a true scholar.

Wait….that’s not always the answer?

6PM
6PM
6PM

prestonhymas:

carol-fucking-danvers:

If you say the “A” in LGBTQIA+ is for “Ally” I will personally paint the word “Asexual” on a baseball bat and beat you with it. 

What the hell is LGBTQIA+?

What the fuck is this acronym?

What has this become?

I vote for a name that doesn’t require an entire breath to get through.

Let’s just pick one letter. Y. The Y community. As in, Y don’t we have our fucking rights yet.

^YES PLEASE I AM A PROUD SUPPORTER OF Y

I DON’T EVEN WANT TO USE THE FUCKING ACRONYM ANYMORE IN CASE I FORGOT AN APOSTROPHE OR SOME SHIT

(via livid-righteousness-badgers)

6PM

scenephase:

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

scenephase:

petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook

Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-

ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other

(via livid-righteousness-badgers)

6PM
  • Me: Doesn't feel like masturbating
  • Me: Masturbates anyway
6PM

I understand wanting to be inclusive, but when I see someone use the pronouns he/she and especially when I see someone also try to add a transgender pronoun (like /xe, /ze, /ne, /ve) all I can think of is how it’s all kind of needlessly complicated.  The transgender people I know hate all or most of those pronouns anyway and even writing he/she was already a waste of time.

This is why I give a big middle finger to whoever established that “they” couldn’t be singular according to prescriptive grammar, even though we say it that way all the time.

Screw this unbending, new idea of prescriptive grammar anyway.  Languages were meant to evolve.  I sincerely hope that my way of speaking is incomprehensible and requires study for English speakers 300 years in the future.

6PM

thelingerieaddict:

teaplusbeardspluscake:

the-lost-time-lord:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

taliaitscoldoutside:

moon-cunt:

jarabelunar:

ahealthierperspective:

rreen:

muddypetticoats:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

How to use your white privilege

If the “passing privilege” person is looking at this blog, this is one thing you can do, if you’re up to it.

Reblogging for excellence.

Too beautiful.

More passing people, and people who recognize white privilege should do this

for the white folk who ask “but what am i supposed to do about all of this”

soooooooosososososo so good.

WHITE PASSING/WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU EVER WERE GONNA WATCH ANYTHING WATCH THIS.

Just wanna state that I believe being hard femme also means using your privileges (whatever they may be) and your ability to be hard badass femmes to smash down on oppression just like this.

Amen.

YES YES YES YES I’M FUCKING CRYING ALL OF THIS YES THANK YOU.

I just shared this with my husband (who is white).

The story also reminded me of when I went to the West Hollywood Agent Provocateur with my friend Elisabeth Dale (author, breast expert, and also a white woman). The two white sales staff bent over backwards to entertain her, and when she purchased a very expensive pair of sunglasses, didn’t even blink.

However, when I went to purchase a $20 book, they needed to see my ID and verify that I was who I said I was.

Racism is real, y’all.

White privilege powers activate!  Call people out on their racist shit, y’all.  That also goes for calling out misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, etc.  The preferred class shouldn’t have more of a say on the issues of the oppressed class, but the reality is that they do.

(via rafter613)

1PM

lordoftheinternet:

you know what’s adorable?

cat feet

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look at them

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aww little toes

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kitties

(via clarenecessities)

cats cute 

12PM

some-timey-wimey-stuff:

tomatotaster:

eridanbooty:

photoncerberus:

the-grudge-girl:

Hide and Seek Alone

Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened.

You will need:

  • A doll with legs. (The doll serves as a place for the spirit to enter, therefore it is advised that you not use a human doll or a doll that you really like because there is a great chance that the spirit will not leave the doll.)
  • Rice (The spirit that eats this offering is said to grow stronger)
  • Red thread (This symbolizes blood and acts of restraint)
  • Something from your body (Fingernails are the most commonly used, but some use their own blood, skin, hair, etc. Don’t use someone else’s body parts or else it becomes a curse.)
  • Weapon (Something to stab the doll with so that you can anger it. Real knives are dangerous, so most people use pencils or needles.)
  • Salt water or alcohol (Without this, the game won’t end. This material is used to get rid of the spirit.)
  • Hiding place 
  • A name (Giving the spirit a name is the most powerful thing a human can give. Names give spirits great power.)

Step 1: Cut the doll and replace its insides with rice. 

Step 2: Place something from your body into the doll. 

Step 3: Wrap the doll with the red thread thread as if to hinder it. 

Step 4: In a bathroom, pour water into a large washbasin and find some place to hide. 

Step 5: Place a cup of salt water in the place before starting the game. 

To play:

Step 1: Start at 3 A.M. because that is the time when spirits are most active

Step 2: Give the doll a name 

Step 3: When the clock strikes three, close your eyes and say “First tagger is (doll name)!” three times. (If you’re talking to the doll, you must talk sternly.)

Step 4: Go to the bathroom and place the doll in the washbasin. 

Step 5: Turn off all the lights

Step 6: Close your eyes and count to ten. Ready your your weapon and head to the bathroom. Go to the doll and say “I found you (doll name)!” and stab the doll. Afterward, close your eyes again and say “Now (doll name) is it!” three times

Step 7: Place the weapon next to the doll and go to your hiding place. You MUST lock the door as well as all other doors and windows.

Step 8: Drink the salt water, but do not swallow or spit it out. The salt water will protect you from the spirit. 

To end:

When you want to end the game, take any leftover salt water or alcohol and find the doll. Keep in mind that the doll may not be in the bathroom and there have been instances of it being outside. When you find the doll,  Spray the salt water in your mouth on the doll and do the same with the excess water you have left. Close your eyes and shout “I win! I win! I win!” The spirit in the doll will give up and and the game ends. It is advised to dispose of the doll by burning it. 

Important:

  • Keep the game under two hours. After two hours, the spirit in the doll will be too strong to be removed.
  • You must play alone. The more people there are, the higher the chances of someone getting possessed.
  • Don’t go outside
  • When hiding, BE SILENT
  • Turn off all electronics before starting
  • When running away, DO NOT LOOK BACK. Also, don’t fall asleep while playing. The doll might stab you. 
  • When discovered by the doll, you can get a small wound or even get possessed. If found by the doll, be careful because your weapon will be somewhere on the floor or in your pocket.
  • After the game is over, it is important to lean up properly. Be sure to put salt in every corner of the house, especially places where you put the doll and where you found it. Salt is said to scare away spirits. 

People who have played have reported some of the following events that usually take place while playing:

  • TV changing channels on its own
  • Perfectly normal lights flickering 
  • Doors opening and closing
  • Hearing the sound of laughter

hide and seek with a doll more like hELL FUCKING NO

All aboard the nope train to fuck that ville.

Its okay I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyways

What the everloving fuck is wrong with children?

(via dizzykins)

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