Hi my name is Andrea. I used to post science things, I swear. But by now this blog has mostly deteriorated into anything that makes me laugh, cry, d'awwwww, rant, and make humiliating fangirl squees.Ask me anything Longer questions here
Being fat is an evolutionary advantage because a leopard is less likely to be able to drag you up a tree.
I made a dozen banana muffins last night and I didn’t even eat any. Then those assholes I live with ate all but one. I finally got one and now I understand. These are fucking delicious. People should be trading sexual favors for my muffins.