September302014

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8AM

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via suddenlyananimefangirl)

7AM
nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

(Source: gifsboom, via rhiorhino)

6AM
lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

zethie:

ohgodhesloose:

cheskamouse:

faethebunny:

svidrigailovskaya:

v10l3n7:

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

I hope the person who made that cartoon dies a painful death.
and furthermore I’ll work circles around you, dickhead.
oh ps. what kind of name is Rob Smith Jr?????

"*this is a true story"
somehow i highly doubt it.

As someone who has done a lot in retail; this is literally impossible. The damn cash register tells you what change to give. The artist definitely pulled this one out of their ass

Ass, brain, whats the difference?

The best part that undermines the cartoonist’s intent is that, if she’s demanding $11/hour and the meal is $10.60, it means right now she can’t even afford to eat where she works with an hour’s pay.

I’ve been in a similar situation working in fast food, not because the simple math confused me but because at the restaurant I worked they were super strict about us not receiving any tips, so if a customer handed you a too large bill and not accepted their change YOU HAD TO talk to a manager or you’d get shit for it later.

In establishments that have issues with short change thieves and counterfeiting, employees are sometimes required to call a manager for $20s and $50s.

People always assume the clerk made some unfathomable mistake when they have to call the manager, but THEY MAKE YOU CALL THE MANAGER FOR EVERYTHING.  The customer has over 5 dollars savings in coupons?  Manager.  High bills?  Manager.  Need to cancel an order?  Manager.  Item rang up wrong?  Manager.  Forgot to give someone their cash back on a debit (it’s gunna happen sometimes, the movement to bang the register closed after the receipt becomes habitual) and you have to re-open the register?  Manager.
Oh and the manager might never actually come.  I’ve been stared down by customers for 15 minutes for shit that wasn’t my fault.  One day when the managers at Walmart gave a particular deficit of fuck, a customer had me ring up her order and then realized she left her wallet in the car and ran to get it.  I called the manager over radio and the customers behind her were LIVID that I “let her” go to her car and wouldn’t ring up their orders.
My options were:
1) Wait for the manager to cancel her order so I could use the register for their orders….or
2) Wait for the woman to come back.
When neither returned after five minutes, I suggested they just go to another register.  I would help them move their items.  So, of course, on the way out they managed to find a manager to complain to, about me not their shitty negligence of employees who need their blessing to accept a coupon.  WHY DID YOU NOT USE YOUR DEMONIC SUMMONING POWERS EARLIER, UNSATISFIED CUSTOMERS???

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

zethie:

ohgodhesloose:

cheskamouse:

faethebunny:

svidrigailovskaya:

v10l3n7:

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

I hope the person who made that cartoon dies a painful death.

and furthermore I’ll work circles around you, dickhead.

oh ps. what kind of name is Rob Smith Jr?????

"*this is a true story"

somehow i highly doubt it.

As someone who has done a lot in retail; this is literally impossible. The damn cash register tells you what change to give. The artist definitely pulled this one out of their ass

Ass, brain, whats the difference?

The best part that undermines the cartoonist’s intent is that, if she’s demanding $11/hour and the meal is $10.60, it means right now she can’t even afford to eat where she works with an hour’s pay.

I’ve been in a similar situation working in fast food, not because the simple math confused me but because at the restaurant I worked they were super strict about us not receiving any tips, so if a customer handed you a too large bill and not accepted their change YOU HAD TO talk to a manager or you’d get shit for it later.

In establishments that have issues with short change thieves and counterfeiting, employees are sometimes required to call a manager for $20s and $50s.

People always assume the clerk made some unfathomable mistake when they have to call the manager, but THEY MAKE YOU CALL THE MANAGER FOR EVERYTHING.  The customer has over 5 dollars savings in coupons?  Manager.  High bills?  Manager.  Need to cancel an order?  Manager.  Item rang up wrong?  Manager.  Forgot to give someone their cash back on a debit (it’s gunna happen sometimes, the movement to bang the register closed after the receipt becomes habitual) and you have to re-open the register?  Manager.

Oh and the manager might never actually come.  I’ve been stared down by customers for 15 minutes for shit that wasn’t my fault.  One day when the managers at Walmart gave a particular deficit of fuck, a customer had me ring up her order and then realized she left her wallet in the car and ran to get it.  I called the manager over radio and the customers behind her were LIVID that I “let her” go to her car and wouldn’t ring up their orders.

My options were:

1) Wait for the manager to cancel her order so I could use the register for their orders….or

2) Wait for the woman to come back.

When neither returned after five minutes, I suggested they just go to another register.  I would help them move their items.  So, of course, on the way out they managed to find a manager to complain to, about me not their shitty negligence of employees who need their blessing to accept a coupon.  WHY DID YOU NOT USE YOUR DEMONIC SUMMONING POWERS EARLIER, UNSATISFIED CUSTOMERS???

5AM

khaoskomix:

http://www.discordcomics.com/minoritymonsters/04-lucie-decline/

I like to think she wears a jumper because a bakery is the only place warm enough for her demonic skin.

Vote for the next one!

http://vote.pollcode.com/45182596#sthash.01d5wqrc.dpuf

(via lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole)

3AM

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

You know those ranchers who think it’s okay to kill off wolves because they feel entitled to use the land for raising sheep and cows?
Fuck those people.

2AM

huffingtonpost:

Know Your Veils: A Guide to Middle Eastern Head Coverings (PHOTOS)

Next time you are having dinner with a Bahraini dignitary, don’t embarrass yourself by confusing the Queen’s abaya with a burqa.

Simply read our full guide with the full explanations behind every Islamic veil here. 

(via persephoneholly)

1AM
edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse, via persephoneholly)

September292014
“I believe the ten commandments were written by a man and not a god because somehow “Don’t fuck my wife” is on there and not “Don’t commit rape”.”

Me (via roarkshop)

Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! Oh my gosh!

(via spirituallygeeky)

Ah yeah

(via girldwarf)

OHHHHH hohoho~

(via sassy-gay-justice)

(via protego-et-servio)

9PM

monsieurdangereux:

Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.

Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto

(Source: jonathannostar, via protego-et-servio)

9PM
runandhideinanothermind:

revisitnormal:

ramirezbundydahmer:

Famous Last Words:


Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
 Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.



No, but you forgot the best one
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room

Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.

runandhideinanothermind:

revisitnormal:

ramirezbundydahmer:

Famous Last Words:

  • Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose. - Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
  • I can’t sleep. - J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
  • I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
  • I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. - Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
  • I live! - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.
  • Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me. - Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
  • I am perplexed. Satan Get Out. - Aleister Crowley – famous occultist.
  • Now why did I do that? - General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
  •  Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! - James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution
  • Bugger Bognor. - King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.
  • It’s stopped. - Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse
  • LSD, 100 micrograms I.M. - Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
  • You have won, O Galilean. - Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.
  • No, you certainly can’t. - John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.
  • I feel ill. Call the doctors. - Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)
  • Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here. - Nostradamus
  • Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around! - Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.
  • Put out the bloody cigarette!! - Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.
  • Please don’t let me fall. - Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.
  • Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

No, but you forgot the best one

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do- Oscar Wilde, dying in an unfortunately papered hotel room

Oh my, Voltaire. I laughed at that one, too.

(via leviathanwithwhiskers)

8PM

*English teacher voice*

My anaconda doesn’t want any

8PM

anactualrealfetus:

Dear mom.

I’m Commandeerin’ this vessel and there’s nothin’ you can do about it! Arrrrr!!

- Fetusbeard, Captain of the S.S. Body

(via your-lies-ruin-lives)

7PM
cute-overload:

My partner’s 14-year-old lab likes to play a game whereby she lays in the most comfortable position ever, and I have a heart attack and think she’s dead. Every. Fucking. Time.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

My partner’s 14-year-old lab likes to play a game whereby she lays in the most comfortable position ever, and I have a heart attack and think she’s dead. Every. Fucking. Time.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

dogs 

6PM

Why The Holocaust Is Taught So Heavily In American Schools

aka14kgold:

bipolarbubbeleh:

bunmer:

returnofthejudai:

The reason American education talks about the Holocaust so much is because it makes them seem like big heroes during WWII. The Nazis were evil on such a historic scale that virtually ANYONE would look like true blue heroes just by fighting against them. Saving the Jews is a big source of national pride.

However, if the USA was REALLY trying to save the Jews, they would’ve gotten involved in the war much earlier, they would’ve planned the invasion of Europe before the invasion of North Africa, and they would’ve bombed the train lines to Auschwitz as soon as possible instead of leaving them alone.

The United States operated Japanese internment camps during WWII. They closed their borders to Jewish refugees. They did not behave as heroes. They were just less bad than the Nazis. 

By the time the camps were liberated 6 million Jews and 5 million others had been murdered. This is not counting all the millions of people who died merely because they were fighting the war or got caught in the middle. The existence of the Holocaust turned WWII from just another global conflict over entangling alliances and national interests into a battle between good and evil. 

The USA, Britain and the Soviet Union did not “save” the Jews. They saved what was left of the Jews. 6 million out of 8.5 million Jews in Europe had been murdered. That’s not a rescue. That’s prioritizing defeating your enemy and just happening to put an end to their genocide in the process. 

My grandfather needed shelter during WW2, the only countries that would take him in were Fascist fucking Italy and Imperial fucking Japan.

Reblogging this because it’s a big point of confusion. People think that because US schools play up US hero-worship in WWII that this society gives a fuck about Jews. Incorrect.

Never forget that Big Damn Hero FDR (and Churchill, but everyone already knows he was an ass) knew about the camps by ‘41 at the latest, ordered the Navy to force boatloads of Jewish children back to Occupied France, avoided attacking German forces in Poland altogether because it would have revealed the camps’ existence, etc., etc., etc.

(via lupin5th)

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