- Me: Doesn't feel like masturbating
- Me: Masturbates anyway
Fus Ro Dah
Hi my name is Andrea. Recently got my biology degree and I live with my boyfriend of three years, Ryan, who is sometimes unwittingly featured here. You might want to follow if you like science and ridiculous fandoms, occasionally combined. I pretty much just post anything that amuses me.
Ask me anything Longer questions hereI understand wanting to be inclusive, but when I see someone use the pronouns he/she and especially when I see someone also try to add a transgender pronoun (like /xe, /ze, /ne, /ve) all I can think of is how it’s all kind of needlessly complicated. The transgender people I know hate all or most of those pronouns anyway and even writing he/she was already a waste of time.
This is why I give a big middle finger to whoever established that “they” couldn’t be singular according to prescriptive grammar, even though we say it that way all the time.
Screw this unbending, new idea of prescriptive grammar anyway. Languages were meant to evolve. I sincerely hope that my way of speaking is incomprehensible and requires study for English speakers 300 years in the future.
How to use your white privilege
If the “passing privilege” person is looking at this blog, this is one thing you can do, if you’re up to it.
Reblogging for excellence.
Too beautiful.
More passing people, and people who recognize white privilege should do this
for the white folk who ask “but what am i supposed to do about all of this”
soooooooosososososo so good.
WHITE PASSING/WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU EVER WERE GONNA WATCH ANYTHING WATCH THIS.
Just wanna state that I believe being hard femme also means using your privileges (whatever they may be) and your ability to be hard badass femmes to smash down on oppression just like this.
Amen.
YES YES YES YES I’M FUCKING CRYING ALL OF THIS YES THANK YOU.
I just shared this with my husband (who is white).
The story also reminded me of when I went to the West Hollywood Agent Provocateur with my friend Elisabeth Dale (author, breast expert, and also a white woman). The two white sales staff bent over backwards to entertain her, and when she purchased a very expensive pair of sunglasses, didn’t even blink.
However, when I went to purchase a $20 book, they needed to see my ID and verify that I was who I said I was.
Racism is real, y’all.
White privilege powers activate! Call people out on their racist shit, y’all. That also goes for calling out misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, etc. The preferred class shouldn’t have more of a say on the issues of the oppressed class, but the reality is that they do.
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you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
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Hide and Seek Alone
Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened.
You will need:
- A doll with legs. (The doll serves as a place for the spirit to enter, therefore it is advised that you not use a human doll or a doll that you really like because there is a great chance that the spirit will not leave the doll.)
- Rice (The spirit that eats this offering is said to grow stronger)
- Red thread (This symbolizes blood and acts of restraint)
- Something from your body (Fingernails are the most commonly used, but some use their own blood, skin, hair, etc. Don’t use someone else’s body parts or else it becomes a curse.)
- Weapon (Something to stab the doll with so that you can anger it. Real knives are dangerous, so most people use pencils or needles.)
- Salt water or alcohol (Without this, the game won’t end. This material is used to get rid of the spirit.)
- Hiding place
- A name (Giving the spirit a name is the most powerful thing a human can give. Names give spirits great power.)
Step 1: Cut the doll and replace its insides with rice.
Step 2: Place something from your body into the doll.
Step 3: Wrap the doll with the red thread thread as if to hinder it.
Step 4: In a bathroom, pour water into a large washbasin and find some place to hide.
Step 5: Place a cup of salt water in the place before starting the game.
To play:
Step 1: Start at 3 A.M. because that is the time when spirits are most active
Step 2: Give the doll a name
Step 3: When the clock strikes three, close your eyes and say “First tagger is (doll name)!” three times. (If you’re talking to the doll, you must talk sternly.)
Step 4: Go to the bathroom and place the doll in the washbasin.
Step 5: Turn off all the lights
Step 6: Close your eyes and count to ten. Ready your your weapon and head to the bathroom. Go to the doll and say “I found you (doll name)!” and stab the doll. Afterward, close your eyes again and say “Now (doll name) is it!” three times
Step 7: Place the weapon next to the doll and go to your hiding place. You MUST lock the door as well as all other doors and windows.
Step 8: Drink the salt water, but do not swallow or spit it out. The salt water will protect you from the spirit.
To end:
When you want to end the game, take any leftover salt water or alcohol and find the doll. Keep in mind that the doll may not be in the bathroom and there have been instances of it being outside. When you find the doll, Spray the salt water in your mouth on the doll and do the same with the excess water you have left. Close your eyes and shout “I win! I win! I win!” The spirit in the doll will give up and and the game ends. It is advised to dispose of the doll by burning it.
Important:
- Keep the game under two hours. After two hours, the spirit in the doll will be too strong to be removed.
- You must play alone. The more people there are, the higher the chances of someone getting possessed.
- Don’t go outside
- When hiding, BE SILENT
- Turn off all electronics before starting
- When running away, DO NOT LOOK BACK. Also, don’t fall asleep while playing. The doll might stab you.
- When discovered by the doll, you can get a small wound or even get possessed. If found by the doll, be careful because your weapon will be somewhere on the floor or in your pocket.
- After the game is over, it is important to lean up properly. Be sure to put salt in every corner of the house, especially places where you put the doll and where you found it. Salt is said to scare away spirits.
People who have played have reported some of the following events that usually take place while playing:
- TV changing channels on its own
- Perfectly normal lights flickering
- Doors opening and closing
- Hearing the sound of laughter
hide and seek with a doll more like hELL FUCKING NO
All aboard the nope train to fuck that ville.
Its okay I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyways
What the everloving fuck is wrong with children?
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Spock & Isis, the cat
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I have some catching up to do. I forgot how much I love Girls with Slingshots.
Virginity: Ditch It (sexposgrrrl)
I have always wondered this. I was confused about lesbian sex because a lot if it seemed like what straight people consider “foreplay” and maybe we should toss the whole concept and say what we mean for practical purposes, “Is your hymen intact, my dear? I would like to know if I should expect hemorrhaging.”
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when did video games get so realistic
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venezuelan poodle moth
No sir i think that’s a pokemon
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David Tennant after filming his final scene as the Tenth Doctor on Doctor Who.
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I will never understand why some Trekkies can’t appreciate the original series.
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HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED
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